Fancy labels for "we spent $20 on a chandelier." The champagne is always suspiciously flat.
Ever had that teacher you couldn't stop staring at in school? Yeah, this is that fantasy dialed up to 11. Badly buttoned shirts, skirt hems riding up when they lean over the desk - it's all the tension of classroom discipline gone gloriously out the window. The "don't get caught" vibe makes everything hotter, obviously.